Friday, July 9, 2010

i made

myself laugh today.

so, i was thinking about how religion is a scam, because anything out to get your money is a scam. and then i was thinking, well, its all just some big old ponzi scheme, and voila!

metaphorically, god is bernie madoff in the ponzi scheme of religion.


bahaha i had to share my genius with someone. i hope i put a smile on your face, or that i just flat out offended you. <3

in other news, my tattoo appointment is next friday, :D
it is so damn hot outside that i want to die, D:
and that damn pitbull song is still stuck in my head Dx
(the one where he counts.)


Thursday, July 8, 2010

okay, i'm going

to rant and bitch this entire post, so if you are completely disinterested in my complaining and bitch-ery please stop reading now.

plain and simple; this 'oh gosh, i'm bisexual!' trend needs to end now. it annoys the hell out of me when obviously straight people automatically assume that they must be bisexual because they find a person of the same sex attractive. i'm just going to bitch about women now, because i don't see it happening so much with men, because they are just oh-too-macho to admit that another man is good looking.

now, there is a huge difference between finding a woman attractive or admiring her and being sexually interested in her. i hate when girls are like, 'oh, angelina jolie/natalie portman/scarlett johansson/etcetc is so attractive! i must be bisexual, because i find them so attractive!'

no. you do not find them attractive because you are bisexual; you find them attractive because you are human, and they simply are attractive women.

this is just my opinion, and i don't give a damn if you disagree with it or not. you are only bisexual if you are sexually attracted to both sexes. this means that you would pursue a sexual relationship with both men and women--not necessarily at the same time, but if it makes you happy, then go for it. so all these straight girls that make out with other girls at parties and think they are bisexual because they kissed a girl, just shut the fuck up and stop confusing those that are truly bisexual or gay.

and then all those girls that are like, 'i'm bisexual when i'm drunk!' no, you are an attention whore when you are drunk and are probably kissing girls to get attention from men.

it's not cool to be gay/bi/whatever. it's cool to just be yourself and do what makes you happy.

gahh i'm done.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010


it's been a while, and i'm sorry--i haven't been connected to the internet for ages.

today was hell. i started running errands in my car, with no a/c, at nine in the morning, and finished at around four this afternoon. i was so damn tired and drained that i slept until around 9pm, and now i will be up forever.

tomorrow i'm going to go to pv, mat some stuff, go to joyce's to rearrange her furniture, go swimming, and then set up my tattoo appointment. i'm getting edgar allan poe's signature on my left wrist. then, i'm going to get a cardinal on my right hand, but probably not on the same day. mommy got me a gift certificate for silk city tattoo for graduation. :D

ugggh. well, in future news, i'm leaning towards joining the navy. i just feel like i have nothing else to do, and i'll get to travel, i'll get money for school, health insurance, and i'm not going to ship off to afghanistan to get shot. i know i'm definitely not going to new paltz--my financial aid was bullshit, and there's no way that i'm going to pay 14k for 100 level courses. i can't get the loan either way, so that is out of the question.

well, i'm going to try to go to sleep now.
g'night all.

i'm reading

only revolutions by mark z. danielewski - almost done!

anthem by ayn rand